It looks like nobody could agree on how to replace Obamacare. Guess it’s time to move on to other matters. Perhaps we should revisit crimes committed by illegal aliens. Here’s a summary of what they’ve been up to. We could spend some time trying to figure out why prominent Russians keep dying. If you happen to be new to congress, here‘s some interesting info (or you can skip right to the cool nuclear stuff here). Or, we could listen in to Syrian president Bashar al-Assad. Haven’t heard from him in…well, ever. Ok, clearly phoning this one in–maybe I’ll have better stuff tomorrow.